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Post by BotsyBoi Tue 19 Aug 2008, 2:09 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!

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Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

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Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!

Knock Knock
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Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
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Post by BotsyBoi Tue 19 Aug 2008, 2:10 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Audrey!
Audrey who?
Audrey be doing this!

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Who's there?
Augusta!
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aunt Lou!
Aunt Lou who?
Aunt Lou do you think you are!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ashley!
Ashley who?
Ashley-t's foot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asia!
Asia who?
Asia you going to let me in then!
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Post by BotsyBoi Tue 19 Aug 2008, 2:11 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!

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Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!

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Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!

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Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Post by BotsyBoi Tue 19 Aug 2008, 2:12 pm

Knock Knock
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Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!

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Anndromeda Strain!

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Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!

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Armenia every word I say!

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Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!
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Post by BotsyBoi Tue 19 Aug 2008, 2:14 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock Knock
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Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
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Post by Kroker Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:13 pm

A bit lame mate, no offence. Wink
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Post by BotsyBoi Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:44 pm

I got them off of the internet. Razz
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Post by Kroker Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:51 pm

Yeah I thought so.
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Post by BotsyBoi Thu 21 Aug 2008, 9:54 pm

Hehe!
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Post by andrewg112 Sun 14 Sep 2008, 10:22 am

some of these jokes are a bit lame
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