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Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axel!
Axel who?
Axeldental Tourist!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Athena!
Athena who?
Athena flying saucer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Argo!
Argo who?
Argo down the shops!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! Knock Knock Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then! |
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Who's there?
Aries!
Aries who?
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Arizona!
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Armenia!
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Asa!
Asa who!
Asa-int amongst men!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
A bit lame mate, no offence.
Kroker- Rank 6 | Audi TT
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Re: Knock Knock Jokes
Yeah I thought so.
Kroker- Rank 6 | Audi TT
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Number of posts : 90
Age : 30
Location : Lowestoft, Suffolk
Humor : Humorous
Registration date : 2008-08-17
Re: Knock Knock Jokes
some of these jokes are a bit lame
andrewg112- Rank 6 | Audi TT
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Number of posts : 86
Age : 29
Location : Lowestoft
Job/hobbies : Swimming
Humor : Funny.
Registration date : 2008-07-27
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