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Post by andrewg112 Sun 14 Sep 2008, 10:20 am

I went into tescos today, in front of me was a very posh lady ordering her chicken.

She said, Butcher i want a lowestoft chicken,

the butcher went out the back and baught through a chicken, The lady stck her fingers up the bum and said,

no no no this is a Yarmouth Chicken, i want a lowestoft chicken,

The butcher went round the back and came out with another chicken, The lady stuck her fingers up the bum and said,

no no no, this is a Norwich chicken, butcher your new, where are you from the butcher pulled down his trousers and stuck his bum out and said, you tell me?
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